just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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