i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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