What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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