I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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