Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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