Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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