would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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