you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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