i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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