idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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