Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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