after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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