I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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