I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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