doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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