It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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