They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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