We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Me too!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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