This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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