there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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