i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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