is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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