Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
only you would photoshop your dick
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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