I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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