i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.