you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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