You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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