Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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