Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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