How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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