I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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