at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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