We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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