i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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