May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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