I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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