Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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