I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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