i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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