dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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