i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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