SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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