first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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