4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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