I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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