i always forget guys have bellybuttons
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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