I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I said "one day" and that day is not today
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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