Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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