So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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