i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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