Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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