yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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